Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless

"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"

by anonymous January 28, 2024

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

by softsmeg February 8, 2023

Nonce

A slang term for a pedophile. A very common name for a Nonce is sam, AKA Float Nonce.

Oi float nonce

by Float Nonce August 27, 2020

Nonce

Nonce = Envy = Pedo

Holy guacamole Envy is talking to 15 Year old again, What a nonce

by Envy Nonce February 24, 2019

Nonce

An annoying person (persons)

YOU ARE A NONCE YOU

by anonymous May 18, 2022