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Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.
Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?
by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010
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no u noob

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died
by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019
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noob lucker

if you are lucky and a noob at the same time
This Fizz escapes with 1 hp everytime , fuckin noob lucker
by The Elusive Fizz January 21, 2017
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noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
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Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
I only lost because of that fake noob
by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019
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bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does
indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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noob lol

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"
by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021
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