It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.

Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix

by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021

Netflix Voice/Accent

The accent you here when a character (usually in a Netflix original series) makes the line more elongated (unusual) and non-realistic

Tara: Quint, your dad is dead.
Quint: (in Netflix voice/accent) What? What do you mean?

by BelacoLikesChaika May 3, 2024

Netflix

and chill

''Hey Netflix and chill?''
''Hell no.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Netflix

Verb: To watch unknowingly of the time
Noun: The largest movie service worldwide

Time to Netfix!
You should buy Netflix man!

by TheYoutubeAddict May 2, 2022

netflix wife

The girl or woman you watch Netflix with all the time. You start new shows together discuss them and finish them together

She just finished another show with him. That must be his Netflix wife.

by ForRealMamas September 30, 2018

netflix session

An unspecified amount of time, can be anywhere between 1 minute to several episodes.

"Hey, wanna hang out?"
"Yeah sure, after my netflix session"

by Aeti January 28, 2018

Netflix and chill

When you go over too your neighbors house and they ask you too come into there bedroom too watch Netflix

Neighbor: hey wanna go into my room too watch Netflix and chill
You: why in your room?

by A person of course February 14, 2022