You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

Betting on the mule

To take the easier but less effective option

He could of carried all of those sticks in one go - he was betting on the mule

by HubieHiggs July 23, 2024

40 Acres and a mule

Used as a response to a promise that will obviously not be kept. After the Civil War, the U.S. government promised freed slaves “40 acres and a mule” as part of land redistribution plans under General William T. Sherman’s Special Field Order No. 15.

"Didn't you hear? They're going to forgive everyone's student loan debt"
"Yeah, 40 acres and a mule too".

by pokeypokeypokeypokey January 14, 2025

I am currently muted at this time!

The person saying this is typically muted and probably for a good/bad reason, this is why they are not saying Good Job! or Welcome! If they are saying this, they are probably using a command to say this and want to be unmuted.

I am currently muted at this time! -sillycat :3 2025

by fennixf3nnix August 31, 2025