Teagan Merriman

A sexy hot piece of ass who originates from the New Zealand islands.

I love teagan merriman

by the tonk god June 2, 2022

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Afety Metrics

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Afety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
-Afety Metrics

by Genormous June 14, 2022

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The Merrittive

The way Fred sees it and is usually correct.

If someone offers you The Merrittive, you're about to get schooled!

by M73 March 21, 2023

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Hell merries

What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.

I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

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