the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
by Buttceth November 7, 2012
Get the matted asshair mug.A hood rat from rockland ontario, He often goes to his uncles house, most commonly known as 2 chainz. He is in the DOPE boys. Orinated rap City.
by 2 chains uncle December 19, 2013
Get the matt rossi mug.Can be both a person or used as a general insult:
As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"
Use below list to identify:
1) A person that is all about meat
2) May require the meatbeater
3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU
4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle
5) Only drinks Corona
6) Dislikes being a Meatball
7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat
8) Option of Halal Meatball
9) Always reem
10) Lush thick beard and chest hair
11) Best looking in hometown
As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"
Use below list to identify:
1) A person that is all about meat
2) May require the meatbeater
3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU
4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle
5) Only drinks Corona
6) Dislikes being a Meatball
7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat
8) Option of Halal Meatball
9) Always reem
10) Lush thick beard and chest hair
11) Best looking in hometown
1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack
"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question
2
"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims
"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack
"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question
2
"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims
"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry
by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014
Get the Matty Meatball mug.Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.
An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."
An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."
by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014
Get the mattsie mug.to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test
by Brontosaurus15 March 20, 2017
Get the mathilized mug.Great human being that many people can't live without... she is the best friend you can ever encounter! If you ever get a chance to befriend one keep her forever and don't let her go... she has a rough past and she's a little self conscious but if you look over that you'll find the perfect best friend she will be there for you and let you vent even if she has her own shit to talk about... she will be there through everything weather you like it or not...
by Srosec June 18, 2017
Get the Matiah mug.Evan: Omg, Patrick and maggie are SO cute together!!!
Grace: They really are.
Both: Matrick for life!!!
Grace: They really are.
Both: Matrick for life!!!
by 7oranges January 4, 2018
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