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Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.
Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."
by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011
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time machine bitches

1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.

2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.

3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.

2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.

3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
by Nicki Minaj HB February 15, 2014
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Bone Machine

by softkitty_2013 May 15, 2016
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Sex machine

I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb
About to oh - oh - oh - oh - oh explode
I'm burning through the sky
200 degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I wanna make a super-sonic woman of you

Don't stop me now
I'm having' such a good time
I'm having' a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
Cause I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all

Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da - ah - ah
da da da
da da da da da da (da)
by scrumptiousMonster July 9, 2017
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Fucking the Vendo Machine

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
by idolatro15 September 23, 2009
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armpit time machine

1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.

2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.

While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
by Drockinit April 24, 2010
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green card generating machine

someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.
The guys who marry foreign girls are green card generating machines.
by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010
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