meat dagger

'Meat Dagger' is yet another word for the penis.

Whilst sitting on the head aboard the Greek cruise ship, some strange 'meat dagger' appeared through a hole in the wainscotting, amid coy muttering.

by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Dinosaur Meat

Dinosaur meat is the toughest meat there is. Everyone knows that...I mean dinosaurs were b.a.m.fs (bad-ass-mother-fuckers).

Dinosaur meat is a rare commodity sold on the black market.

Dinosaur meat may be a rare delicacy now-a-days but cavemen had tons. Cavemen struggled to eat it all the time.

Dinosaur meat can be compared to off brand beef jerky that you get from Wal-Mart for fifty cents cheaper...even though you know you should have gotten that Jack Links kind.

"Dinosaur meat is so tough that I chipped a tooth"

"This beef jerky is so hard I feel like a caveman eating dinosaur meat"

Guy#1: "Dinosaur meat sure would hit the spot right now"
Guy#2: "Too bad neither of us have dental insurance"

"This beef jerky is so tough that I feel like I just killed and jerkied a dinosaur"

Girl#1: "I might be high but (best way to start a sentance) ...I know what cavemen went through eating their dinosaur meat"

Girl#2: "What?! You're definitely high."

by JennR October 5, 2009

all meat and no potatoes

Comes from the 1940's song by Fats Waller, "All That Meat and No Potatoes." The phrase refers to a physically attractive woman with an otherwise nice figure "all that meat", but who is proportionally small breasted, "and no potatoes".

All that meat and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes.
Here I'm waiting, palpitatin',
For all meat and no potatoes.

by underboats5 April 15, 2010

Meat-Hammer

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

by Matty D November 22, 2004

Meat Milk

Male Ejaculation; sperm

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...

by Balls Richter January 14, 2009

Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS June 13, 2011

Meat chunks with big dunks

When a guy with a HUGE cock throws up on his dick and then his girl gives him long sessions of deep throat. After this is done the guy drinks a glass of milk and spits it in his girl's mouth, he then proceeds to force his dick in her mouth.

"Me and my girl just experimented with 'Meat chunks with big dunks'."

by Jacksonson42 March 1, 2018