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liberal democrats

Silly single issue party in the United Kingdom. Always bang on about the war and are supported generally by the media, especially Channel 4 or the BBC.

This party claims to be nice people, however last year they stabbed their leader in the back who was reasonably successful, (by their standards). It emerged that one of the contenders was a closet homosexual who had been round all the rent boys in London, and another a bisexual who had previously denied his sexuality.

Thier policies comprise mainly of false sincerity and talking about Iraq. They also think that raising taxes is a good idea and want to let in as many assylum seekers as possible, make prisons more confortable and allow fellons to vote.

This party, as it is never going to be in government tries an "All things to All men" approach. This works amongst gullable people who can't choose between the two main parties in the UK.

They perform well in the West country, Mid Wales and Northern Scotland (ie obscure cut off parts of Britain)
I don't know who to vote for. Let's go for the Liberal Democrats , their policies are stupid and they came last, last time but at least their nice people
by JonathandaJman August 4, 2006
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Fuck liberals

A phrase that, when used by smart people, is often accompanied by "and fuck conservatives too".
Fuck liberals, and fuck conservatives too. You know what, fuck partisan politics, they're ruining this goddamn country.
by the REAL Fritz April 16, 2006
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liberal christian

A follower of the Christian church (any of them, since there are about 30 different denominations) that supports liberal ideology including but not limited to pro-abortion, sex whenever between any 2 legal adults, stem cell research, pro-legalization, anti-war movements, and, most importantly, the two things that set them apart from the Christian Right: FREEDOM OF RELIGION and SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, which if you'll remember is written and implied in the Constitution. Needless to say, there aren't too many out there, and most of them are really just moderates in the political spectrum.
Steve Irwin: Crikes! Looks like we've got ourselves a reeeal rare one here! If you'll look in the church here, you'll see a liberal PRAYING! This must be one of those Liberal Christians, a real rarity in the USA indeed!
by Matt June 6, 2005
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Screaming Liberal

Any mentally deficient westerner who panders to the ever more ridiculous demands of the arabs and pakis. And will probably side with them when it all properly kicks off.
That fucking George Galloway is a right screaming liberal. The paki loving cunt.
by Nozzer August 28, 2006
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ultra-liberal

The "attack machines" of the Democratic Party. Because of their far left-wing criticisms and ideas, they are disagreed with by many Democrats, who are very concerned about the militant actions of the ultra-liberals.
The only person on the right-wing conservative side that could possibly be equal to left-wing radicals is Anne Coulter.
Ultra-liberals usually consist of hippies, punk-rockers, communists, and the Hollywood crowd. They usually follow leaders such as Michael Moore and "Hanoi Jane" Fonda.
by A Hoosier April 22, 2005
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Liberal Arts

an idiot who doesnt know that the hell there doing with there life so they spend unnecessary amounts of money to get a degree in bullshitting
liberal arts college costs multiple thousands of dollars and most of the time you spend wasted
by bridgewaterbullshit September 12, 2011
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Liberal Bias

1. Reality.

2. A one-liner, manufactured pejorative term like "socialist", that North American conservative Elites have created to justify the funding of blatantly biased, inaccurate news (ie. Fox News).
I hate how nature has a liberal bias! Every time I see a mother breastfeed her child I want to puke at nature's maternal welfare system which only serves to create laziness in human babies.
by hoopladoopla August 3, 2010
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