Lumber

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.

We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix

by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020

lumberdad

A very father-like lumberjack

Sarah: Oh hey guys! Did you hear about Tom Houston?
Sam: Oh yeah!! He's my favorite lumberdad

by Lumberdad December 3, 2020

lumbersexual

A manly man that can chop down the wood to build a romantic fire , and usually rocks a sexual lumber jack beard .

Look at that man over there ! He's so lumbersexual

by Sharty G & Sharty B February 10, 2021

Lumber

A large amount of marijuana with a lot of stems.

Like ounces of shake.

"Dude, did you see this shit she sold me? It's all lumber!"

by lol@dat March 20, 2021

Lumberjacking

When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.

I wouldn't hook up with Anthony. I found lumberjacking porn on his computer.

by Joe Dirtiest April 24, 2021

lumberchic

Metrosexual urban stylists wearing beards, thick plaid shirts, beanies, and hiking boots. A new manly man who styles in the vein of Paul Bunyan.

Hey have you seen the new Sys Admin, Patrick? He's lumberchic and demure. YUM!

by lcarolyn0 June 1, 2021

Lumboc

He is a person that is small at the Hight of 4'11 And never moves.

Small man Lumboc

by Dismalll June 4, 2021