hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 20, 2017

Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.

Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

lobster energy

similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.

daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20

by CatPersun December 22, 2020

Lenny Lobster

The best friend you can wish, always there for you and mostly gay or pan-sexual. Goes trough hard times with you and always helps you! Your friendship is probably 10/10 bc she it!!! Appreciate her!

Person: My friend is such an angel!
You: She probably is a lenny lobster!

by Mila-beela May 10, 2018

Blue Lobsters Inc

A hacking and trolling group with very funny members whose goal is to get rid of pay to win minecraft servers and annoying 12 year old screaming kiddies on the internet and do other funny things because they can

"Bro my entire server got griefed and there is text everywhere with your server got lobstered!!!" - Mad Server owner
"I love blue lobsters inc I won a windows product key" - Giveaway winner
"Bro i think we're getting lobstered rn" - Mad Server owner
"In cooperation with: Blue Lobsters Inc." - PatchNote
"Habe Beweise dass es mein Server ist der ist nicht gesponsert diese Lobsters sind illegal" - SpionLennart
"Digga diese blue Lobsters oder so sind in mein Account drinne" - Datenflieger

by Dwarslooper April 23, 2024

Lobster Claw Syndrome

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.

My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022