Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.
-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster
by Ijamma1948 November 05, 2014
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Lobster Mania

A popular casino game, known for being the favoured place for the wealthy elderly who have nothing better to do then drop $36,000 into the machine and spin it all away instead of helping the less fortunate in the world.
Grandpa, stop dumping your life savings into Lobster Mania and pay for your great grandson Billy's college tuition.
by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022
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Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018
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Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021
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Blue Lobsters Inc

A hacking and trolling group with very funny members whose goal is to get rid of pay to win minecraft servers and annoying 12 year old screaming kiddies on the internet and do other funny things because they can
"Bro my entire server got griefed and there is text everywhere with your server got lobstered!!!" - Mad Server owner
"I love blue lobsters inc I won a windows product key" - Giveaway winner
"Bro i think we're getting lobstered rn" - Mad Server owner
"In cooperation with: Blue Lobsters Inc." - PatchNote
"Habe Beweise dass es mein Server ist der ist nicht gesponsert diese Lobsters sind illegal" - SpionLennart
"Digga diese blue Lobsters oder so sind in mein Account drinne" - Datenflieger
by Dwarslooper April 23, 2024
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Lobster

Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.
"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"

"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
by OdinMjolnir August 08, 2020
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Rock Lobster

1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.
Rock lobster can run up to $1000 a kilo.

Rock lobster is a Florida Man delicacy.
by Rythmicjea August 22, 2020
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