Life

Life is a simulation in which you think you have emotions but there are all fake and the only way to get out of the simulation is to die.

get killed to live life right.

by Depressedmemegorl69420 December 12, 2019

Life

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017

Life

When something over the top happens in different situations.

Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life.

Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.

by Leanit August 3, 2008

Life

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

life

Something you don't have because u suck

my life:*insert picture of something exploding*}

by that one person that somebody May 24, 2018

Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018