hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010

What's kicking

What's going on

Hey fellas, what's kicking?

by xJuice. October 17, 2018

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

Kick a stick

A fun way to tell someone to get lost or get bent.

American: hey, nice accent, do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?

German: he is Austrian. Go kick a stick

by Don’t be sad B-rad June 1, 2018

kick the habit

An attempt to end some form of addiction

My heroin addiction has gotten out of control, I'm gonna try to kick the habit.

by Raoul Duke November 11, 2015

vagina kick

Vagina kick means that a girl is kicked in her vagina. It hurts really bad

Vagina kicks hurt so fucking bad because I just got one.

by Fuck my vagina January 6, 2020