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wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick
Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd
by Nicolade May 25, 2016
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kick a box

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.
Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.
by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009
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hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.
Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung
by great success April 5, 2010
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Kick a stick

A fun way to tell someone to get lost or get bent.
American: hey, nice accent, do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?

German: he is Austrian. Go kick a stick
by Don’t be sad B-rad June 1, 2018
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kick the habit

An attempt to end some form of addiction
My heroin addiction has gotten out of control, I'm gonna try to kick the habit.
by Raoul Duke November 11, 2015
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Fart kick

When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!
Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!
by Wrongway bandit December 3, 2019
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Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)
Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011
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