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JASON IS A BBC DEMON. A monster in the sheets HE can do it all. The way he eats that pussy is emasculate. HE CAN HAVE MY KIDS ANY DAY. THE WAY HE BE dicking down the lady's and women is clearly divine. HE makes all the dread heads fall to there Knees and praise their. KING
Jason is king
Jason by YESKING_getback January 29, 2024
Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very β€œfunny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around
Jason
Jason by Believe1. February 10, 2024
You hear about Ricky? He’s turning into a jason
Jason by Howie stark February 12, 2024
An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!
Jason by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024
Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
Jason by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. β€œDying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, β€œI have tea”.