jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

Joop

Verb - To emulate the ancient orange haired, opium smoking, banana eating Orangutan named Joop, born on September 21st, 1900.

Joopin' 24/7!

Dude, are you going to Joop out tonight?

by syrucrosse01 November 19, 2010

Jooge

The cutest cat ever

Aww look at the kitty, its looks like such a jooge.

by Kittylitter July 7, 2010

jooj

Armenian for dick. See also: Glir, Blig

1. I have a huge jooj.
2. Play with my jooj.
3. Of course my jooj is big, I'm Armenian!

by NorCal Harout October 4, 2006

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008

joog

To stab moving armed hand straight forward, as with a stab in the gut. (As opposed to raising the knife and stabbing.)

I'm gonna to joog you with this knife!

by MimmieMimmie June 8, 2009

Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 7, 2011