Instagram Goth

A "Goth" girl, usually between the ages of 20-23. These girls call themselves Goth, but do not listen to the music, or even acknowledge that Goth is a music-based subculture. They are usually metalheads, and think that listening to black metal, slam, and deathcore will make them considered more "Goth" by their followers. They throw around the word "elitist" like crazy. They argue that normal people do not respect Goths, but they themselves do not respect and appreciate how the Goth subculture originated.

I had to explain who Peter Murphy was to an Instagram Goth once.

by Wrecking Yard December 27, 2018

Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.

Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!

by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019

Instanaps

Basically when you fall asleep instantly out of knowhere

Victoria has instanaps

by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

Instacuck

When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.

"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"

by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019

Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

Instagram Shopping

Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.

I’ve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I can’t afford.

by mt_b22 March 22, 2020