Handy

That one friend who’s somehow sweet, hilarious, and insanely adorable all at once. He walks into any room and instantly becomes the main character. well-dressed, charming, and a gamer with a personality you can’t ignore. Handy is the best hype man you could ask for, a natural comedian, and absolutely incapable of filtering his thoughts. He’ll say something so unhinged you start questioning the entire fu— and then immediately remember it’s exactly why he’s the most lovable menace you know. Beyond the chaos, he’s incredibly talented, smart, passionate, and dedicated. One of those people who seems to shine in everything he does. You can’t predict him, can’t stay annoyed at him, and honestly wouldn’t want him any other way.

oh that's that cool guy Handy. Handolin Mandolin

by ethernetsangel December 1, 2025

handyman

First coined before the existence of cellphones as a synonym for "jack-of-all-trades", this slang term is now repurposed to mean people who spends a lot of time on their cellphones — as "handy" is the German slang term for cellphones.

Back in the day, he was a true handyman, fixing everything around the house; now he just spends all day scrolling through his phone—guess the meaning has changed!

by Emotional Cruiser December 1, 2025

handyandy

when you get jerked off behind a door from a younger girl

omg bro i got a handyandy last night

by jimmy bob 34 January 13, 2026

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.

She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night

by Lefty38 December 3, 2013