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hampster

Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.
Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.
by moodyEvil beaatch October 22, 2009
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Hampster

A hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the Hamptons
Ezra Koenig is a Hampster
by eswain93 February 27, 2010
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Hamstering

The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.
by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008
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fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.
Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?
by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004
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hamsterdick

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.
1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
by Raisou September 2, 2009
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Hungarian Hamsteak

The act of Having anal sex with a woman while wearing a clown mask and making oinking sounds.
I pulled a "Hungarian Hamsteak" on your mom, and she was suprised.
by Rabbit thundercock January 29, 2010
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hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis
When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.
by fuckface December 10, 2003
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