Harman

A person and / or object that never arrives on time

Seriously Jack, you're late again? Stop being a Harman

by Turtle Stone October 20, 2018

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harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

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Harmony Miles

Harmony Miles is Makenzie Anaya’s best friend❤️She’s always there for her friends when u need her the most😊she has a terrible past that I don’t want to talk about because it’s her life not mine but basically her dad left and her mom passed away a couple years ago and life has been tough for her since then😞but she’s a very pretty, smart, and funny girl that everyone wants to be friends with and if u aren’t then welp ur missing out🤷🏽 ♀️But moving on harmony is Kenzie’s best friend and only hers❤️❤️

Everyone loves Harmony Miles❤️❤️

by Gabe’s girl September 5, 2019

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