Grad

Short For Graduate.
A student who was just finished university and has entered the working world with their irrelivant degrees such as Media Studies or Aroma Therapy. Grads appear to have good book smarts, but lack common sense and social skills. Grads are usually rather unbalanaced and are prone to falling and stumbling over there own feet. Grads are usually found at the student bar getting pissed or attempting to boil eggs in a kettle at there student flat.
Grads usually have Double-Barrel names which just sound stupid and made up.
E.g. Timothy Dooflap-Heaton

'I carn't believe these Grads are so stupid at times.'

Jim: 'Has that Grad got pizza on his face?'
Jethro: 'Yeah. He most likely fell asleep with his head in a pizza box last night.'

by Jono:; August 2, 2009

bad grades

To say someone (usually female) has bad grades is a euphemism for saying they have large breasts. For instance, a girl with D's (really bad grades) has really big breasts. You can say the worse the grades someone has, the bigger their breasts.

Did you see the new girls in English class, she had really bad grades!

I've never seen someone with such bad grades!

Have you seen Jessica lately? Her grades have been getting worse and worse.

by PamAnders May 26, 2011

grades before raids

What you say to someone when they skip school or neglect their homework to play World of Warcraft.

Emmett: Wow, Jake went home at lunch to play wow. And we have a math test this afternoon

Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids

by Kurtems June 9, 2010

Graduating

Verb. Stepping up from one grade to another/ moving on to something better.

(Relationship)

Linda - What was it you wanted to talk to me about?

Steve - Alright, I'm graduating from your ass.

Linda - ...Graduating?

Steve - I'm moving on to your friend Lisa she's a lot better in bed than you are.

(In Real Life)

Yo my boy just graduated from his bitch and got himself a MILF

by Officer Spectacular May 21, 2010

Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.

Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."

by baltic2009 September 25, 2011

penis grade

Penis Grade is what you rate a guy's penis. You can rate it by length or circumference.

Wow, that guy's penis grade is probably a 7

by anonymous996669 February 25, 2015

Geead

Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.

*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.

-Danm B, your mom gives the best geeads!

-I know right!!!

by Ishmu349 January 17, 2009