My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.
by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019
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(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
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"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
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“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”
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