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awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.
Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010
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goose neck

When a males shaft is not hard
like how a gooses neck looks
oh, that guy was goose neckin' it!!!
by air re kah February 20, 2008
mugGet the goose neckmug.

slizzard on a goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 21, 2007
mugGet the slizzard on a goosemug.

Goose Neck

To Goose Neck, Verb;

When you're penetrating a partner from behind, reach around and stick your index and middle finger deep inside their mouth in order to make them gag.

Gagging action is similar to that of the production of Fois Gras.

See also Badger Snare
I Goose Necked the missus so deep last night I almost fingered her lungs
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
mugGet the Goose Neckmug.

Mother Goose

A girl who is fairly loose. (loosy-goosy)
Did you have sex with her last night?" "Yea man, she was a Mother Goose
by warriorfan01 November 13, 2010
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mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children
by rayxn July 19, 2021
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goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance
The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked
by Chz6173 January 12, 2016
mugGet the goose is cookedmug.

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