awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010

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goose neck

When a males shaft is not hard
like how a gooses neck looks

oh, that guy was goose neckin' it!!!

by air re kah February 19, 2008

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Goose Neck

To Goose Neck, Verb;

When you're penetrating a partner from behind, reach around and stick your index and middle finger deep inside their mouth in order to make them gag.

Gagging action is similar to that of the production of Fois Gras.

See also Badger Snare

I Goose Necked the missus so deep last night I almost fingered her lungs

by Fidel Pasta November 07, 2017

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