Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

by Alacardt May 23, 2018

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy

Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch

by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

gooch

Worst dog ever! This little rat should not exist

I'll fuck gooch

by Croquette June 17, 2017