Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

goober

I kinder way to call someone stupid.

person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023

goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.

by anonymous October 19, 2023

goober

peanut

goober

by goober69420 October 24, 2023

goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023