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Goat's Law

A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
Just another example of Goat's Law.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
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bussy goat

Someone who is an absolutely legend, displays an immense amount of confidence, and deserves everything in the world.

Bussy (boy pussy) + GOAT (Greatest of All Time), a bussy goat can attract anyone else's bussy at the snap of a finger.
Person 1: "Every person is sexually attracted to this man, he's such a bussy goat"
Bussy Goat: *enters the room, everyone gets aroused*
Person 2: "What's up bussy goat!"
by KingOfTheDerps April 4, 2023
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fae goat

Another way to call some one a homosexual slur on roblox
Y’all are some ugly fae goats
by Buzzyking September 17, 2023
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Contaminated Goat

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014
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Crazy Goat

Crazy Goat means the odd one out; the one doing what everyone else wouldn’t dare. Crazy Goats push into the impossible.

Crazy Goats have "Crazy" ideas and certain people will call them crazy when they commit to taking the risk and later say they'd always known you would succeed. So go ahead and show the doubters what you've got Crazy Goat!
Simone Biles she's a Crazy Goat- Biles has not just one but four tricks named after her (in floor, beam, and vault), which is what the International Gymnastics Federation does when an individual performs a maneuver for the first time in a world stage competition.

His new products doing well in the market he's a "Crazy Goat". Who would have thought!

Nicki Minaj she's a "Crazy Goat" with her unique flow, witty metaphors and lyrical wordplay, and signature use of accents, Minaj’s music has pushed boundaries for rap.
by Crazy Goat Gallery April 15, 2023
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goat fucker

An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.
I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.
by wolf lungs January 18, 2009
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goat blower

Someone rumoured to be into bestiality that may have performed oral sex on a male goat.
Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"
by Feelmidick November 1, 2006
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