A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
by Pierce Hite February 01, 2008
The small hanging trash reserved for soiled feminine napkins and tampons. Located in public restrooms and named for its stench.
by toobunnilicious September 26, 2006
A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
by FatBitchKilla April 04, 2008
A fish scented slimy substance secreted from a woman's crotch, made of dirt, sweat, and vaginal lubricant.
by darkjanggo June 10, 2016
by Bobtbuilder November 13, 2003
by vajpac September 21, 2005