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Hummer Driver

1. Person the drives a Hummer. 2. A man with a small penis. 3. An extreme douchebag. 4. A rich ass hole. 5. One who gives not a fuck about anything in the world, except for men's asses.
LeBron James is literally a hummer driver. Except for the penis part. He is black of course.
by AwesomeWordInventorSUCKIT September 9, 2010
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diversity

A freakin awesome British streetdance goup who won Britain's got talent 2009. They have 11 members aged from 14 to 26 and have been on two European tours, performed for/ met the queen, and performed for/met the prime minister. The members of this group are: Ashley Banjo, Jordan Banjo, Matt McNaughton, Ian McNaughton, Jamie McNaughton, Sam Craske, Mitchell Craske, Warren Russel, Ike Ezekwugo, Perri Kiely, and Terry Smith.
Did you get tickets to the Diversity tour?

YES I did they were sold out in two hours!

or

ohmigosh all the members of Diversity are so talented! And Perri's hair is awesome i love it hahaha
by improvnash January 18, 2011
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Driversation

When two people are walking (or possibly running) towards each other and their destinations are in separate directions not having time to stop and chat. The two individuals will engage in a quick greeting/farewell conversation, while still keeping their same pace as they pass each other.

"Drive-by" and "Conversation" = Driversation
*A Driversation may be while walking or walking quickly a light jog or a run*

“Hey Lisa!” (From a far)

What’s up Arnold!” (From a far)

“Not much gotta go to work.” (Closer distance)

“Yeah me too, we still on for tonight?! (Closer distance)

“Yeah definitely, the concert should be good!" (Passing each other)

"I know right, I've been anticipating their show all week"
(Passing each other)

"Haha, yeah same, I've been listening to their songs all day. (Further distance)

“Awesome, see you later!” (Further distance)

“Bye!” (Trails off)
by PseudonymStudent217 September 28, 2012
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Driver Test Stop

The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.
It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.
by Kyrochi May 5, 2014
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Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
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Driver's Race

When evenly matched manual transmission cars race, its the overall better driver that will ultimately win the race.
Two of the exact same manual transmisson cars are raceing, thats a Driver's Race for sure!
by Jdodge April 18, 2015
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Driver package

Code word used to refer to a USB stick containing illegal files.
Yo, dude, I got the driver package right here.
by Code_Maker February 12, 2018
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