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Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Dry Docking

Intercourse between a male and a post-op m to f tranny.
Do you hear about Paul and Diane, she just had her surgery now they’ll only be dry docking.
by Topherton87 May 13, 2023
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Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 3, 2020
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dock gobbler

A person who works on the dock who works in logistics and receives inventory and exports goods.
What profession are you in? I’m a dock gobbler. I’m do shipping and receiving on the dock.
by 420D-Portkid December 21, 2022
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locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks
John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.
by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025
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Cock-Dock

NOUN: Slang term for a vagina.
Man, I straight dropped my load in her

Cock-Dock and she got angry that I didn't use the proper PPE.
by SEANeSean7701 ft Amber H June 13, 2022
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