Down on my dick

Going through a tough time, Being broke

Aye can I hold 5 dollars? “I ain’t even got it I’m down on my dick boa”.

by Riqq October 12, 2018

Brick Dick

Used in New York as slang for cold as hell

Its brick dick outside

by MszBrooklynNY January 27, 2014

Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dick bulge

When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed

Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small

by Yolo Boo December 9, 2013

dick on the rocks

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.

I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016

Dick Ripping

Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.

Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.

by asertgyqaergadrsfg May 16, 2016