off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

Dick Junkie

A girl who joneses for penis, the same way that a herion addict feinds for a fix.....
A girl addicted to cock

look at that little dick junkie over there with her hands all full of cock

by FACE_FTL July 6, 2006

Dick me down

the act of fucking a girl so hard she is unable to get out of bed the next morning

You dick me down just right baby!

Thats because we fucked for like 12 hours on acid girl.

by chas61974 November 7, 2010

Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

by Sweet&No February 1, 2009