Murph Dock

When specifically Murph engages in the act of docking with another man.

dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.

Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.

by 2Weeks September 8, 2011

the brooklyn decker

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.

jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.

by whatwhat? April 14, 2008

hands on deck

someone who can fight. the type of person who'll knock ya ass out in a fight.

Try me if you want shawty, i got hands on deck.

by Ansia August 18, 2008

black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.

Dude, you better watch out, she's totally a black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

by Fort Bacon May 4, 2006

dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003

deck

A place or status for selling drugs.

I'm on deck right now. Are you on deck?

by Britkillah December 24, 2007

Double decker blumpkin

Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.

Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!

by Vern1234 March 9, 2010