The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price May 10, 2012
Mixing your donut or bagel with coffee in your mouth while driving creates the dunking effect without spilling your coffee.
I was running late to work so I ate in my car and had to travel dunk my bagel so I wouldn't spill my coffee.
by BMAN2925 January 12, 2011
Meaning you "own" someone completely, to the point of extreme embarrasment. This phrase got some attention due to the "Genocide Path" of the popular game Undertale, where, if you try to spare the last person in your way to the game's end, get trolled and see this phrase as a message afterwards.
by poke-nl December 16, 2016
The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.
by Bearded Superhero July 29, 2018
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