Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.

Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.

by PocketKing December 15, 2024

Love-Crumbs

The sporadic 'love' you're getting within a toxic partnership that you mistake for the real deal.

She was tired of him only showing up when it suited him; chasing after him for 'love-crumbs'. She knew she deserved more.

by Jen's I-Am March 9, 2025

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 7, 2025

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Carrie's Cumback

When a girl squirts on her period leaving her partner standing there awkwardly drenched in blood

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period but then it turned into Carrie's Cumback and he didn't know what to say.

by MikeBroke June 6, 2018