crunchy lips

When a woman's vagina is really gross and has crusted over with a mixture of cum and vagina sweat it is usually a dark brownish black color

Damn, I walked in in your grandma changing, that bitch got some crunchy lips.

by J-menace October 20, 2013

Crunch

Another meaning for Cocaine. Or can be the action of doing cocaine. You can call your friend whoever does the most Crunchie Christ.

Got any crunch bro?
I'm trying to get crunched the fuck out tonight.
Line up a couple gaggers of some crunch
Got a jawn of crunch?

by Glology November 13, 2017

Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...

Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...

by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

Chrunchie

Enviroment friendly persons who enjoy the outdoors by hiking, sport climbing, mountain biking, river rafting etc. They usually have healthy eating habbits, and are known to wear functional yet expensive clothing unlike neo hippies. Also, chrunchies are aware of personal hygene, bathe often, shave, and won't be found sporting dreds, which seperate them once again from neo hippies and granolas. Could possibly be classified as a Yuppie, but they are less concerned with the ever changing fashion trends, and live more relaxed lifestyles.

"See the guy with the Chaco sun tan, stubble on his face, sporting the North Face jacket, riding his K2 bike powered by his superfood brownie? That my friend, is a chrunchie".

by You can call me Chrunchie June 10, 2007

council members

persons who have claimed vet status and are well respected through out all who are inferior aka shook rooks. members can be recruited solely upon their worthy status and rank, which is decided by council members who have come before them. council members who have participated in foolish acts are labeled as disgrace. if foolish acts persist, then they will be labeled deception of the council. knowledge of all regularly used council member vocabulary is a definite requirement of recruitment.

"Council members are those who have proven their worthiness to gain vet status with complete avoidance of the shook rooks and inferior ways."

by marti gra pa January 20, 2008