crune

a man who wanks n instead of cumin he pisses .

she tossed me off and i cruned on her face.

by alex January 2, 2004

crunchy

quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli

does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.

by nycbella December 15, 2003

crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

Cruner

A singer of a particular vocal style, typically male, with a slow, deliberate delivery of lyrics. Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Iggy Pop are few practitioners of this retro style of vocalization.

The song "China Girl" by either David Bowie or the original by Iggy Pop is in the modern "cruner" or "crunning" style.

by ikonik May 12, 2009

crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

by Mac Money June 28, 2006

crunked out

1. extremely crunk; very crazy and drunk.
see shawnna and sofi

when shawnna and sofi hit da party its gonna get crunked out!

by A Bayy Bay January 25, 2008