crumg

a honey-like pure typically yellow blob with a face that looks something like this : ·_ .

person 1: hey what is that on the floor?
person 2: that's just crumg! classic crumg.
crumg: *on the floor*

by crumg October 7, 2021

Crotch Crumbs

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

by AngryReptileKeeper January 26, 2009

Dick-Crumble

When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.

Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.

by bigbootyvito09 September 9, 2009

Grumpy Crumpet

-descriptive.

1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.

"My mother has just passed away"

"You're a fucking Grumpy Crumpet"

by I like fruit September 15, 2009

vaginal crumb

When a dirty skank, named Katie, whose buttcrack hangs out all the time, leaves vaginal crumbs all over the toilet seat, and you, the next person to use the toilet, has to wipe off the vaginal crumbs before sitting down.

My roommate, Katie, leaves vaginal crumbs all over the toilet seat! Does she eat bread when she uses the toilet?? I don't understand where the vaginal crumbs are coming from!

by titsmgee69 April 11, 2010

crumble

When something is messed up, not right, jacked up, not cool or not fair its a crumble. It can replace any of those sayings.

Awww man that's crumble!!!!!!!

by Crystal 4 shizzle January 17, 2008

crumped

adj. drunk.

Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked.

See also crumpt.

Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004