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Crusty

adj. Being nasty, gross, unpleasent, smelly, or just ugly
Man1: Hey guys!

Man2: Ewwww! Your so crusty dude!

Man1: I showered last week!
by Mexskimo March 1, 2011
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Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.
"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012
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Crusty

-Negative connotation
1) The oppostie of fresh
2) Unstylish or poopy; often reffering to clothing or appearance
3) Uncool or informal; often rather unfitting into the category of awesome
4) Simply unawesome or mean; describing behavior or one's actions
"Bob has swag, he's very fresh. On the other hand, Fred is really akward and is rather crusty"

"His outfit was really crusty"

"I feel that franklin is a sort of social outcast and phariah, he's kind of crusty"

"The young man was so arrogant to other people, his actions were really crusty
by potatogirl4455 October 26, 2012
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Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn May 5, 2014
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Crusty Chicken Wing

Typically used as an insult. A crusty chicken wing is given to women's breasts during the period of breast feeding. Women can get a leakage from their nipples which can form a crust around the nipple. The term 'chicken wing' is also added as the breast looks like a chicken wing.
"Damn, marinda has got herself a crusty chicken wing."
by Abbieontoast October 13, 2014
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crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse
I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!
by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
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Crusty

(Adj.) The feeling one has after a night of modererate binge drinking that is not quite hungover but clearly uncomfortable. Related symptoms are stickiness, brain foggynes, and general dehydration (one could go so far as to say 'parched'.
"How are you feeling this morning?"
"Man, I'm feeling a bit crusty after that night of moderate binge drinking."
by somuchdramainthe153 August 23, 2015
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