creeper pic

A picture that is sneakily taken (usually with a phone camera) of one's crush going about their normal activities without the crush's knowledge or consent

I took a creeper pic of the back of Chris' head as he walked to class yesterday

by shesaidshesaid November 24, 2015

creeparious

When you can't figure out whether something or someone is creepy, or hilarious.

The guy who offered to be a human elf on the shelf at Christmas parties is creeparious.

by Ditch514 March 28, 2016

Creep crush

A crush on a creepy character from a movie

Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar

I think I have a new creep crush

by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017

Creep

In materials engineering, creep is the gradual deformation and eventual cracking of a material when it is subjected to a steady load at high temperature over a long period of time.

If I tug on my penis for long enough whilst subjecting it to high temperature, hopefully it will creep. I must be careful to avoid cracking, though!

by ROBBO617 December 12, 2017

Creeper World

A decent strategy game series by Knuckle Cracker that follows a story and currently has 4 games. (it has no relation to minecraft you stupid 5 year old YouTube cunts)

I enjoy playing Creeper World.

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 5, 2018

Creampooh

To nut in one's pants.
Also used in exageration, when something is really good.

1. She was so sexy that her touching my zipper made me creampooh
2. Grandma's thanksgiving turkey was so delicious I fucking creampoohed.

by Winnie the creampooh August 7, 2018