Convent way

A notorious presence tied to Convent Way, known more by fear than by faces. They don’t advertise, don’t explain, and don’t need to. The street changes when you step onto it—cars slow down, conversations end, instincts kick in. Locals know better than to stare, ask questions, or linger too long. Nothing loud ever happens, but everyone knows why. Convent Way has a reputation, and it’s carried by the gangsters who run it without ever having to prove they do.

I wouldn’t want to go through convent way, it’s too scary!

by 412 cway January 25, 2026

Clive Wears

Best music teacher in the world who lets you goon in class.

Student: Youre being a clive wears rn thank you!1
Teacher: Wow! What a compliment.

by Sri.lanka_Stinky January 28, 2026

Convenient

The most common word used by people to mask the fact that they are a lazy cunt.

Woman: I ordered a KFC for the kids, Door Dash should deliver it in an hour

Man : Why not just get it yourself? our nearest KFC is a 15 minute drive away.

Woman : Its so convenient ordering from Door Dash.

Man : Lazy cunt

by mrstewtoobe March 11, 2026

Convention

A group of 7 or more large women working in concert. Possibly dancing

There is a convention on the dancefloor

by The under linker March 14, 2026

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025

Convenient

Well,

Hym "That would be convenient for you but you don't have a role in this beyond obstruction and outside of that obstruction NOBODY DIES. I create AI. I get paid immediately. Nobody dies. You investigate the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm proven right. Nobody dies. I do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... YOU GET IN THE WAY... Several people die but it's somehow not YOUR fault because if I have views that are discordant with yours I don't get right and you get to do whatever you want to me? Well, that would be convenient for you but IN REALITY... I am everything I said I was and YOU got a bunch of people killed trying to interfere. You're not the guy. I am the guy. Give me my money before YOU get more people killed."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

civet

A slang term referring to people who addicted to caffeinated coffee, referencing the animal known for producing coffee beans through its digestive process. This slang term is often used to describe someone who relies heavily on coffee to get through the day.

Ever since I started college, I've turned into a total civet—I'm downing espresso shots as if they were water!

by Emotional Cruiser July 11, 2025