Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast January 20, 2016
Aggressively jerking off.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
by Tsunami_Tiger December 01, 2021
An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 26, 2009
Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.
by AlexanderLesher January 07, 2022
An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 06, 2024