Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

by Mithotyn October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

Mietta smells like cabbage

somesone called mietta that smells like a cabbage!!!!
someone who is retard and thinks she is the best at everything!!

mietta smells like cabbage

omg that was so mietta

by A123456789 April 13, 2011

cabbage

Person with a low amount of brain cells, dumb, slow in the head.

"Whens the 5 o'clock bus coming?"

"Wtf!, what a cabbage!"

by Ezy Garcia December 9, 2007

moon cabbage

marijuana

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2010

Muff cabbage

Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage

You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!

by thomasthemountainman October 17, 2010

cabbage squirrel

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005