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cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality
For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff
by Sexydimma March 9, 2017
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Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick
"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."
by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017
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Cougar

Older gal with her shit together who enjoys a younger man. Romances without the need to be swept off her feet or into the drama of Will He Call Me dating. An attractive lady who knows what she wants and wants something a little fresher. See Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Tina Turner.
Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
by lubludu July 3, 2017
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Cougar

A haggard woman who needs to pay to suck a hard cock
The cougar needed to pay $7 to suck the youn guy's hard cock
by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018
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Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.
Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.
by Dane Bread November 7, 2017
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cougarphile

a sexual predator that's speciality is older women who have a glint in their eye, ie a cougar.
This individual, a cougarphile would have a high sex drive and be mostly interested in older sexually driven people.
He or She would list their interests as Cougarphilia on social media and can be seen around bingo halls looking for action.
Cougarphilia a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to cougars
My mate Mitchell is so obsessed with older married women, exclusively! When I sent him to the doctor Phil he classed him as a cougarphile
by jadecougarwhite May 4, 2018
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Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar
Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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