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More Cougarness

When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.
Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness
by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023
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Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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Cougar

A women at least 35 that targets men that are at least 10 years younger for sexual purposes
"Damn bro that cougar just hit on you so hard"
by Lake-ghost December 11, 2024
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Fermented Cougar

A Cougar near the very end of her prime but not quite a Saber Tooth. A foul and aggressive species who will attack anyone who interferes with her hunt.
Remember Jean ? I wonder what that Fermented Cougar is up to , probably still rubbing her fupa on anything with a pulse.
by Rickey Spanish August 13, 2025
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Cougars

Most Paterson Public Schools mascot. To be honest it is very overrated. 6.532/10.
kid 1 - ur school is cougars?
kid 2 - m.
kid 1 - 9,25,23,24,2,6,1,1,3,44,6,7,6, or 13?
kid 2 - i do not even know.
by budthebuilder October 14, 2022
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cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by KandovanyKocicka December 5, 2023
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