cougar

padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)

padmé is a fucking cougar

by anakinissexy March 18, 2020

Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

More Cougarness

When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.

Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

More Cougarness

When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.

Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

Fermented Cougar

A Cougar near the very end of her prime but not quite a Saber Tooth. A foul and aggressive species who will attack anyone who interferes with her hunt.

Remember Jean ? I wonder what that Fermented Cougar is up to , probably still rubbing her fupa on anything with a pulse.

by Rickey Spanish August 13, 2025

lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021