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Cosmo

A homeless British man who is on the run after breaking in to a hospital and stealing all of the morphine
Damn cosmo stole all my morphine
by Henry simons May 2, 2022
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Cosmic irony

The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.
Joe couldn't believe the cosmic irony that all his girlfriends left him for another woman.
by ozoutofwater November 20, 2010
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Cosmic Horn

To like everyone and everything.
This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison
"Today, I fell in love 40 times! With just about everyone and everything, I think I have the cosmic horn."
by Massielle September 5, 2005
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Cosmo

by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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cosmic horn

A temporary condition in which a person feels indiscriminate attraction, possibly sexual, towards an irrational amount of people.
Zoinks, I just want to make out with every guy I see. Blast this cosmic horn!
by Rachel "Bliggle" Collins November 10, 2006
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Mira Costa

High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.
Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?

Person 2: Mira Costa.

Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?

Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.

Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.

Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.
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bill cosby sweater

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.
by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009
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