Collectibles

Another term used for saying you have hoes. Or many people you “talk” to.

Friend- bro i thought you were dating her.
Friend 2- No dude, she just one of my collectibles.

by Mr.Wiskers August 27, 2018

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

Collecthoe

The word is an amalgamation of the words 'collector' and 'hoe'. A collecthoe is a person who collects something and is also a hoe.

Drake refused to return Tanya her panties because he was a collecthoe.

by Cthulhu22 February 8, 2019

Collective Diary

Facebook.

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.

by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

connectiontions

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections!

toni: connectiontions

monika: heh!

by toni_____ November 3, 2020

connectiontions

when monika spells connections wrong in a geography class

monika: toni, look how i spelled connections
toni: connectiontions
monika: heh!

by toni_____ November 3, 2020

Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective

"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."

by K- November 16, 2020