Cold Clit

-The female version of being "blue balled"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer

-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"

"I was totally with this guy last night and things were really hot, when all of a sudden he just busted and he totally chilled my clit"

"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"

"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"

by STEAKLAHLZ January 24, 2010

cold suzy

When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.

Jake: What took you so long?
Dustin: Popped a cold suzy

by 3LD1M0 August 4, 2007

cold spots

The areas of a pillow that seem to have cooler parts as compared to other areas of that same pillow. First coined by an educated scholar simply refered to as "Owen"

I love when I turn over my pillow and nestle my face in all of these cold spots

by Owenman November 29, 2007

cold dipping

When a group of guys see who can hold his genitals in a glass of ice water the longest.

Girl #1: Where are the boys?
Girl #2: Oh God. They went into the kitchen for a round of cold dipping; Lex claims he's the world champion or something.

by duboce December 23, 2008

Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.

"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

by J Boulder June 24, 2016

cold eraser

A COLD ERASER is when you have coke/meth dick and you or your partner has to pull on it for up to 3 hours before it’s becomes somewhat impressive.

This hooker came over and pulled my cold eraser after a quag hit

by Icy_Weener January 11, 2021

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009