Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

clowly

What happens at Starbucks when they misspell chloe.

"I went to starbucks and I got a drink. They spelled it like clowly, my name is chloe wtf."

by hanina May 4, 2015

Clown

Verb: to confuse someone so much that their mouth drops open like a carnival sideshow clown.

If you asked him to spell his name it would probably clown him.

by LongSpanner November 20, 2016

Clownnyy

Out of control , saying anything out your mouth

Ashland is Soo clownnyy

by Tia wright January 3, 2018

Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts

John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car

by h_wong January 13, 2018

Clown

Someone who enjoys a laugh and enjoys making other people laugh. Can always see the funny side to a situation and takes pleasure in cheering someone up by giving them something to laugh about.

Jim: Mon is such a clown, she told me a joke about a dog and a cucumber. Made me laugh so hard.

by xXPlumXx January 14, 2018

Clownjob

When a clown or someone impersonating a clown performs sexual acts with or on the common gear of a clown such as bike horns, whipcream pies, big, red shoes, a red nose, ect. It is common for the clown(s) to wear excessive face makeup to be smeared/ruined during such acts

Rodeo clowns are known to have clownjob orgies after a successful performance
or
His roommate caught him in the middle of a clownjob, balls deep in pie and shame behind his painted face

by thewisecrow March 13, 2018