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Farmer’s Breakfast 

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

Well balanced breakfast 

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.
Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

Stink Breakfast 

To go directly out for food right after a party early in the morning.
To wake up in your clothes and going out for food without showering or doing other hygiene activities. Participants may sometimes smell of alcohol from the night before or B.O. from not bathing in many hours.
Yo, after the party just crash at my house so we can go out for stink breakfast.

subcontinental breakfast 

To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.
I can't finish this Madras.

No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.

Dwarven Breakfast 

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.
"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"
Dwarven Breakfast by Cold1s January 21, 2010

Russian breakfast 

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
Russian breakfast by loco30k February 10, 2015