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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
by Covid Commander April 18, 2020
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Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.
I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.
by Dreadful Great March 27, 2010
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grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
by Faurplay2025 September 7, 2019
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Breakfast Meat

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!
by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016
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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
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Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.
Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!
by johannestot July 30, 2011
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