Parlor Bear

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

by humungus January 14, 2009

bear payne

proof that labour is just too much for some women

Cheryl: OMG Liam ! I am in bare pain!
Liam: OMG Cheryl that's it! Bear Payne

by rumbleinthejungle June 7, 2017

stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.

dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day

by D-Bizz November 17, 2006

snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

by tmon May 7, 2007

Peso bear

Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower

(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear

(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)

by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011

Butter Beard

The sensation of a greasy beard, felt typically after eating buttery food.

"I had some toast earlier, I'm gonna feel like a Butter Beard all day."

by Ripestonspoonersmith January 14, 2013

Puka Bear

Someone you love with all your heart. Someone who has been through it all with you. Your first for everything and will almost end up being your last as well. Never leaving your side, regardless what you have put them through.

Girl: "Sarah is so lucky to have Davis in her life. He's definitely her Puka Bear!"

Guy: "Damn, you're right! He is a great guy!"

by Taylor4828 February 18, 2013