Heather was feeling frisky and begged me to give her a Filthy Benjamin while it was storming out...and I'll be damned if that lightbulb didn't glow!
by JizzleMcGrizzle March 31, 2014
Get the Filthy Benjamin mug.In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.
Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.
Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.
Waiter: This may take a while!
Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.
Waiter: This may take a while!
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
Get the crispy benjamin mug.A 2000s hard rock/post grunge/alternative metal band, formed in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, United States, that split up after making their 4th album Dear Agony. Benjamin Burnley, lead singer, brought the band back together with different members in 2014 and released their 2015 album Dark Before Dawn. The members are Ben Burnley-Lead singer and guitarist, Keith Wallen-Guitarist and singer, Jasen Rauch-Guitarist, Aaron Bruch-Bassist and singer, and Shaun Foist-Drummer.
by UntilTheEndBB June 3, 2017
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by arseface69420 November 20, 2020
Get the Bryce Benjamin mug.An extremely rich and privileged white supremacist that constantly exerts his/her white power.
Is always correct and is called rich whenever anything is brought up.
Is always correct and is called rich whenever anything is brought up.
Me: Wow this guy is acting like he's better than us and owns the place.
Friend: You mean him?
Me: Yes, he's rich.
Friend: Ah, a Joseph Benjamin Anderson.
Friend: You mean him?
Me: Yes, he's rich.
Friend: Ah, a Joseph Benjamin Anderson.
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